I think I did the most sinful thing I've ever did in my life.

I stepped on a grasshopper.
It was an accident! :(

I was walking happily back to the lab with my waffles like, "lalalala! :D" then suddenly, I heard a "CRACK!", like a twig that broke!
Then I turned back and told myself, "OH SHIT WHAT THE HELL!"
"SHIT SHIT SHIT, I'M SO SORRY! :O"

And it was hopping away helplessly, with a leg gone....
haii....I'm going to hell for this ._.